Jerome "Chef" McElroy was a main character voiced by Isaac Hayes on South Park until the tenth season.  The character was removed after Hayes, a scientologist, did not approved of the "Trapped in the Closet" episode.  Before then, Chef worked at the elementary school cafeteria and often provided pearls of wisdom to the boys.

Chef Quotes

An anal probe is when they stick a big metal hoob-a-joo up your butt.


Stan: What's gonna be for lunch today Chef?
Chef: Well, today it's Salisbury steak with buttered noodles, and a choice of green bean casserole, or vegetable medley.
Cartman: Kickass.

South Park Quotes

Mr. Garrison: Who knows what a can food drive is?
Cartman: Isn't that where they cut open a chick's stomach to get the baby out?
Mr. Garrison: No, that's a caesarian section, Eric, but remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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