Jerome "Chef" McElroy was a main character voiced by Isaac Hayes on South Park until the tenth season.  The character was removed after Hayes, a scientologist, did not approved of the "Trapped in the Closet" episode.  Before then, Chef worked at the elementary school cafeteria and often provided pearls of wisdom to the boys.

Chef Quotes

An anal probe is when they stick a big metal hoob-a-joo up your butt.

Chef

Stan: What's gonna be for lunch today Chef?
Chef: Well, today it's Salisbury steak with buttered noodles, and a choice of green bean casserole, or vegetable medley.
Cartman: Kickass.

South Park Quotes

Cartman: I'll make you eat your parents.
Ms. Choksondik: What did you say?
Cartman: Nothing

Somebody who would have sex with Kyle's mom would have sex with just about anything!

Stephen Stotch