Cheryl is Malory's secretary on Archer.  Cheryl, who Archer can barely remember her name, has gone by Carol, Carina and even Cristal throughout the series.  She's a bit of a sexual deviant and loves to be strangled during intercourse and even fantasizes about being murdered.  She's kind of an idiot and often drags Pam in with her during her antics.

Despite working as a secretary, Cheryl is worth half a billion dollars as the heir to the Tunt fortune. She also has her own private train car and a pet ocelot. Her great-grandfather was racist.

Cheryl Quotes

Cheryl: Beep beep beep.
Pam: Oh, your giving me the truck noise, Karen Carpenter stunt double?
Cheryl: I'm sorry, I thought you were walking backwards.

Cheryl: It's Carol.
Archer: What? Since when?
Cheryl: Since I had it legally changed because you always call me Carol.
Archer: Wow, that's... excuse us.

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Archer Quotes

KGB (Crenshaw): This may be old cliche, but... we have ways of making you talk.
Archer: What, your little go-kart battery?
KGB (Crenshaw): Golf cart.
Archer: Whatever. Would you pick an accent and stick with it?

It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.

Archer