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Archer

Cheryl is Malory's secretary on Archer.  Cheryl, who Archer can barely remember her name, has gone by Carol, Carina and even Cristal throughout the series.  She's a bit of a sexual deviant and loves to be strangled during intercourse and even fantasizes about being murdered.  She's kind of an idiot and often drags Pam in with her during her antics.

Cheryl Quotes

Cheryl: Beep beep beep.
Pam: Oh, your giving me the truck noise, Karen Carpenter stunt double?
Cheryl: I'm sorry, I thought you were walking backwards.

Cheryl: It's Carol.
Archer: What? Since when?
Cheryl: Since I had it legally changed because you always call me Carol.
Archer: Wow, that's... excuse us.

Archer Quotes

Bloody mary, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now in the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.

Archer

Hawley: Awww screw me!
Archer: ...said Ripley to the android Bishop.

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