Christopher Moltisanti is Toy's "nephew" and protege on The Sopranos. He was a Capo in the Soprano crime family.
Filone: Un-fuckin'-believable. We just returned maybe the biggest score of my whole year.
Christopher: Listen you fuck! Uncle Junior's been breakin' Tony's balls 'cuz you hijacked that truck. You're lucky Tony doesn't shove the cab up your ass.
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Christopher: What about the dead guy?
Tony: You keep prodding him with a stick. You light a candle to Saint Anthony. But I think you're fucked.
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Junior: A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor. After the exam the doctor said, "I know why you're having trouble." The Chinaman says, "why?" Doctor said, "you have a cataract." Chinaman says, "no, I have a Rincoln Continental." (short pause) You don't get it?
Bobby: I get it. He drives a Lincoln Continental. What?
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(to Mahaffey) That's a shame. A medication comes along after your gambling gets your fucking hip busted to shit.Big Pussy
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