Christopher: I can be a family man. I'm responsible now. Lorelai: Honey, you can't even buy a book without having your credit card declined. Christopher: I told Rory not to rat me out. I can't believe she did that! Lorelai: She didn't. Andrew from the bookstore called, and Jackson, and the UPS guy, and ooh, it was the lead story on the Stars Hollow web page. Then I asked Rory, and she very reluctantly confirmed it. "Rat me out". What are you, 16? Christopher: I'm sorry. Lorelai: And what are you doing telling my daughter to lie to me, anyway? Christopher: She's my daughter, too. Lorelai: More like your playmate!