Dan Stark saved the life of the governor's son in 1985. He's lived off that achievement for years and is now an alcoholic detective in Chicago. He's not exactly familiar with modern technology or police work.

Dan Stark Quotes

We gotta get some medicine for the computer machine!

Dan

After she took your manhood, where did she put it? Did she put it in a jar or something?

Dan
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The Good Guys Quotes

You think it's a sign when the check-out lady asks paper or plastic.

Jack

After she took your manhood, where did she put it? Did she put it in a jar or something?

Dan