Dr. John A. Zoidberg is a lobster-esque alien from planet Decapod 10 and the Planet Express physician.  Zoidberg seems generally clueless about human anatomy and is kind of a homeless loser.  We love him anyway.

Dr. Zoidberg is voiced by Billy West.

Dr. Zoidberg Quotes

Zoidberg: Now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain. No, no, no, no, no, not that mouth!
Fry: I only have one.
Zoidberg: Really?

Fry: Uh, is there a human doctor around?
Zoidberg: Young lady, I'm an expert on humans.

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Futurama Quotes

Farnsworth: (on the phone) Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? To shreds, you say. Very well then. (hangs up) Sad, sad, terrible, gruesome news about my colleague, Dr. Mobutu.
Leela: Was his apartment rent-controlled?

Bender: Oh, now I see! Now I get it. Now the pieces are falling into place: The office, the promotion, that dwarf in my book club who steals my opinions. It's all coming together now!...
[Scene: Outside Robot Arms Apartments. Morgan is driven away in a taxi]
Bender:... I must say, this opens my eyes. Another case closed, my dear Watson.
Fry: Morgan, come back! He's stuck in a loop.
Bender: For I was blind but now I see!

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