Gary Brooks (played by Jay Mohr) is the main character of the CBS comedy, Gary Unmarried.  Gary is a recently divorced father of two and is extremely immature.  He's constantly having misadventures that always seem to get him caught.  Gary loves nothing more than drinking a beer and watching the game with his boys.

Gary Brooks Quotes

I'm going to sleep with whoever I have to to prove to my tomorrow I'm not shallow

Gary

Ms. St James: If we're going on a date you should call me erica
Gary: But can I call you ms St James on the date cause that's kinda hot?