Hannah is a quirky girl in her early twenties. Her dream is to become a writer, however her parents recently just cut her off. She is now trying to find a job in New York City, as well as love.

Hannah Horvath Quotes

It's probably like his asshole wearing a friendship bracelet.

Hannah

I probably should've guessed it because he only ejaculated about 30 percent of the time.

Hannah

Girls Quotes

Y'know, people hate me. I'm a hateable kind of person. I don't know why, I can't help it, maybe it's because I have a big ass and good hair but I know, I know that I have principles and one thing I don't do is steal people's boyfriends. But you ruin that. Don't you see that?! I'll never forgive you. I will NEVER forgive you for that. We could die in the same bed and I will never forgive you.

Jessa

I was not rolling my eyes at you, I was looking up at a cloud formation that looked a lot like Blake Lively.

Hannah