Henchman 24
Bio
Henchman 24 was one of The Monarch's best henchman on The Venture Bros. until he was tragically killed in an explosion at the end of season three. We're not entirely sure why he felt it necessary to buckle up in a parked car, but we're going to miss his Ray Romano voice. We really hope his best friend, Henchman 21 finds a way to bring him back.
Quotes
Henchman 21: Do we have souls?
Henchman 24: Yes, but they're not quite souls, but in Earth's general idea, everything has a soul.
Henchman 21: Crap, so I guess we should become vegetarian.
Henchman 24: No, like everything living has a soul, even spinach. You can't win.
Henchman 21: So that's a problem.
Henchman 24: Here's something. You know how people cry about aborting babies because of their soul? Turns out you don't get a soul until you're like one.
Henchman 21: So, weird, one. Really?
Henchman 24: Or maybe six months. I forget. Either way, you're just this little crying, pooing monster blob until you get your soul.
Henchman 24: Yes, but they're not quite souls, but in Earth's general idea, everything has a soul.
Henchman 21: Crap, so I guess we should become vegetarian.
Henchman 24: No, like everything living has a soul, even spinach. You can't win.
Henchman 21: So that's a problem.
Henchman 24: Here's something. You know how people cry about aborting babies because of their soul? Turns out you don't get a soul until you're like one.
Henchman 21: So, weird, one. Really?
Henchman 24: Or maybe six months. I forget. Either way, you're just this little crying, pooing monster blob until you get your soul.
Agent 21: Uh let me guess, Sphinx Headquarters? Shoreleave: Was it the giant sphinx? Agent 21: No it smells like out of work OSI D-bags.
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