Ryan Stiles stars as Judith's new husband on Two and a Half Men.  He's also Jake's former pediatrician.  He's just as whipped as Alan once was and seems to want to be friends with the guys.

Herb Melnick Quotes

Alan: How's the pediatrician game?
Herb: Like taking money from babies.

Herb: My marriage isnt over yet
Chris: Duuudee....you've been takin out the garbage for two and a half hours

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Yeah, hi. I'm watching your commercial cash for gold and you just showed a woman selling her wedding ring for $500. No, I don't want to sell gold, I want to meet her. She's hot and we know her marriage isn't working out.

Charlie

Alan: Is that a leaf-blower?
Rose: That is not what they call it in Amsterdam.