Thursdays 8:30 PM on CBS
Two-and-a-half-men

Ryan Stiles stars as Judith's new husband on Two and a Half Men.  He's also Jake's former pediatrician.  He's just as whipped as Alan once was and seems to want to be friends with the guys.

Herb Melnick Quotes

Alan: How's the pediatrician game?
Herb: Like taking money from babies.

Herb: My marriage isnt over yet
Chris: Duuudee....you've been takin out the garbage for two and a half hours