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Two-and-a-half-men

Ryan Stiles stars as Judith's new husband on Two and a Half Men.  He's also Jake's former pediatrician.  He's just as whipped as Alan once was and seems to want to be friends with the guys.

Herb Melnick Quotes

Alan: How's the pediatrician game?
Herb: Like taking money from babies.

Herb: My marriage isnt over yet
Chris: Duuudee....you've been takin out the garbage for two and a half hours

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.

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