Herbert is the creepy pedophile neighbor on Family Guy. He's always hitting on his favorite paper boy, Chris Griffin... and just about anyone else he can.
(Walking towards counter) Yes, I'll take this teddy bear, this ruler, this piece of string, and this cardboard box. (Assembles them into a trap for the cashier.)Herbert
Mort: What kind of birdhouse can you build with popsicles, roofies, and a rubber mallet?
Herbert: It's for a rare African bird called "none your business."