Jay Pritchett Quotes

Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me?
Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me

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• Added: October 15, 2009

Jay: Why do you look like that when I look like this?
Manny: My friends say it’s because of your money.

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• Added: January 16, 2014

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