True Blood

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Jesus Velasquez is dating Lafayette. They met because Jesus is takes care of Lafayette's mother in a nursing home. Jesus also happens to be a witch.

Jesus Velasquez Quotes

Lafayette: Marnie won.
Jesus: We're fucked.

You can't trade magic like fuckin Pokeman cards.

Jesus

True Blood Quotes

Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes
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