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True-blood

Jesus Velasquez is dating Lafayette. They met because Jesus is takes care of Lafayette's mother in a nursing home. Jesus also happens to be a witch.

Jesus Velasquez Quotes

Lafayette: Marnie won.
Jesus: We're fucked.

You can't trade magic like fuckin Pokeman cards.

Jesus

True Blood Quotes

Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good-behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol-whip-me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed-country-rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes
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