Jesus Velasquez is dating Lafayette. They met because Jesus is takes care of Lafayette's mother in a nursing home. Jesus also happens to be a witch.

Jesus Velasquez Quotes

Lafayette: Marnie won.
Jesus: We're fucked.

You can't trade magic like fuckin Pokeman cards.


True Blood Quotes

Let's go to the ladies room and stare at ourselves in the mirror.


Do not tell me you put our entire species at risk for a gash in a sundress?


True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes