Jesus Velasquez is dating Lafayette. They met because Jesus is takes care of Lafayette's mother in a nursing home. Jesus also happens to be a witch.

Jesus Velasquez Quotes

Lafayette: Marnie won.
Jesus: We're fucked.

You can't trade magic like fuckin Pokeman cards.

Jesus

True Blood Quotes

I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago

Pam

I'm not a monster, I'm a buddhist!

Sarah

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes