KandiPlayed by: April Bowlby
April Bowlby stars as Kandi, Alan's hot young ex-wife on Two and a Half Men. Alan married Kandi when they were in Vegas, but she quickly divorced him when she got an acting gig and she took his condo, forcing him to move back in with Charlie.
Alan: No, no, it's just like regular sex, but without all the last-minute fumbling for a condom.
Kandi: Oh, okay. But I still get all the rest of the fumbling, right?
Alan: I prefer to call that "foreplay."