Kelly Kapoor is a customer service representative at the Scranton branch of paper distributor Dunder Mifflin. Kelly is the office gossip, usually on critically important topics such as boys, dating, and celebrity gossip.

Kelly is played by Mindy Kaling, one of the show's writers, and is Indian American. Her career aspirations include wanting to get married and have babies. She dated Ryan Howard for awhile. He wasn't too into her.

Kelly Kapoor Quotes

Ryan: Do you have a question, Kelly?
Kelly: Yeah, I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?

Kelly: I swallowed a tapeworm last night. It's going to grow up to three feet inside of me and then it eats all my food so that I don't get fat. And then after three months I take some medicine and then I pass it. Creed sold it to me. It's from Mexico.
[cut to interview]
Creed: That wasn't a tapeworm.

The Office Quotes

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.


Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.