Kieran: You've got to be kidding me.
Klaus: A vampire is trying to reverse a witch's hex placed on you and it's the cup you find sacreligious.
Kieran: So a century ago you betrayed Klaus, the most dangerous vampire in history, and the only one who can save you is the girl that you had locked up in my attic, but she's a basketcase, so really your only hope is my niece, psychoanalyst to resurrected teen witches. Does that about sum it up?
Marcel: You know, you're pretty smug for a guy with a witch's hex.