Dr. Kimberly "Kim" Briggs is a former urologist at Sacred Heart and the mother of J.D.'s first child, Sam.  Ki eventually leaves for a hospital in Tacoma, returns and J.D. moves close enough to be by his son.  She ends uup in a relationship with Sean Kelly, Elliot's ex.

Kim Briggs Quotes

Dr. Kim: Yep, you've got the pink eye.
Patient: Can I put my pants back on?
Dr. Kim: Right after I put some drops in.

Patient: I'm just worried about this mole.
Dr. Kim: Doesn't look cancerous. Eeeh, get in there and take your pants off.

Scrubs Quotes

J.D.: We found you in the park throwing rocks at old couples...
Ted: Why should they be happy!?

J.D.'s Thoughts: Wait, is she in to me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if she laughs.
J.D.: Did you hear the one about the skeleton who couldn't go to the party? He had no body to go with.
Neena: That's really funny!
J.D.'s Narration: Well that's not a fair test - that joke's hilarious.