Krusty the Klown
Bio
Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofski, better known by his stagename, Krusty the Klown is a bit of celebrity clown in Springfield. Krusty has his own children's program that is a combination of live action and the inamous Itchy & Scratchy cartoon. We've learned that Krusty is Jewish and his Rabbi father disowned him when he became a clown, but the two later reunited. Krusty also has a daughter named Sophie and has been married fifteen times.
Quotes
Krusty: They were kids, and we gave them candy if they laughed! And if they didn't, until the 70s, I hit them with a stick! Some jerk tracked down the kids and made a documentary. It's called "Circus of Shame" or something.
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