Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofski, better known by his stagename, Krusty the Klown is a bit of celebrity clown in Springfield.  Krusty has his own children's program that is a combination of live action and the inamous Itchy & Scratchy cartoon.  We've learned that Krusty is Jewish and his Rabbi father disowned him when he became a clown, but the two later reunited.  Krusty also has a daughter named Sophie and has been married fifteen times.

Krusty the Klown Quotes

Lady Exec: These are your ratings with young girls.
Krusty: If my writers knew how to appeal to girls, they wouldn't be writers.

Krusty: Goodn ight kids, and don't forget Krusty loves you.
Director: That's a wrap.
Krusty: You kids in the studio audience, please hand back all the hats, toys and savings bonds I passed out during the taping.

The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.

Bart