Krusty the Klown
Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofski, better known by his stagename, Krusty the Klown is a bit of celebrity clown in Springfield. Krusty has his own children's program that is a combination of live action and the inamous Itchy & Scratchy cartoon. We've learned that Krusty is Jewish and his Rabbi father disowned him when he became a clown, but the two later reunited. Krusty also has a daughter named Sophie and has been married fifteen times.
Lady Exec: These are your ratings with young girls.
Krusty: If my writers knew how to appeal to girls, they wouldn't be writers.
Krusty: Goodn ight kids, and don't forget Krusty loves you.
Director: That's a wrap.
Krusty: You kids in the studio audience, please hand back all the hats, toys and savings bonds I passed out during the taping.