Lacy is Jenna's clueless mother. She is very superficial, and got pregnant with Jenna when she was only a teenager.

Lacey Hamilton Quotes

Jenna: If my life had an escape button I would have checked out for the day. There was only one small problem...
Lacey: Make a wish!
Jenna: It was my God damn birthday.

Lacey: Isn't it perfect?
Jenna: Yep. Perfect for entertaining clients as a highly paid escort.

Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna