Andrea Anders stars as Linda Zwordling on ABC's comedy, Better Off Ted.  Linda works in the testing department at Veridian and definitely seems to resent the company.  Linda would rather be spending time getting her children's novel done.

Linda and Ted definitely seem to share good chemistry together, bet Ted already wasted his one office affair on his boss, Veronica.

Linda Zwordling Quotes

Linda: I don't know why I drink. I always either get laid or fired.
Lem: I have to start drinking. I like those odds

Veronica: Did I surprise you? I didn't mean to surprise you. I'm just a friendly person.
Linda: I didn't think you know my name.
Veronica: Of course I know your name. I know a lot about you. Linda... Katherine... Zword... ning--ling.
Linda: Zwordling
Veronica: Fine. You know your own name better than I do. Yah!

Better Off Ted Quotes

Okay, people, we need to turn this simple festive gourd into a killer. I've asked Dr. Bamba to take a look at how Nature does it, because Nature is a fantastic killer of things

Ted

Veronica: We want to weaponize a pumpkin.
Ted: Then so do I. Because?
Veronica: There's a country with whom we do business that grows a great deal of pumpkins and would welcome additional uses for them. As well as cheaper ways to kill their enemies.
Ted: Well, finally the pumpkin gets to do something besides Halloween.
Veronica: Pie.
Ted: Halloween and pie