Lou the Cop is one of Wiggum's two frequently used police officers. Lou definitely seems to be the hardest working and most competent of the cops.
Chief Wiggum: Hold it right there, Switches of Eastwick.
Lou: Switches of Eastwick?
Chief Wiggum: I don't want to censor myself. That's how creativity dies.
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Chief Wiggum: Who are you, the rules police?
Lou: No, we are the police police.
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Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.Bart
Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
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