Max is always trying to figure it out, taking life day by day.  Max shares his downtown loft with Dave.

Max Blum Quotes

Max: Pen I think you know me, we've made love.
Penny: Ugh.
Max: I think you ugh-mazing!

Ooo floor bacon!

Max

Happy Endings Quotes

My secret is so big that just the tip well be enough.

Penny

Dave: Whore's bath?
Penny: Ah yeah David, I did take a whore's bath okay? I had a one night stand and didn't have time to shower so did I rub some dryer sheets on my pits and throw some water on my hush at Au Bon Pain? Yes I did.