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Mayor McDaniels is the mayor of South Park.  Having graduated from Princeton, the mayor thinks she's much too good for South Park and its lowly residents and often shows that disdain for her constituents.

Mayor McDaniels Quotes

Mayor McDaniels: Kathie Lee Gifford loves kids.
Mayor's assistant: When they're in a sweatshop that is!

Mayor: Come on, people! We've got to turn this place around! Hang up those lights, put up that banner, castrate the cows!
Cows: Moo?!

South Park Quotes

James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron!

James Cameron

Mr. Garrison Sr.: Would you have sex with your son to save his life?
Man at bar 1: Oh, this is one of them scruples questions ain't it?
Man at bar 2: No, no I got a better one: Would you have sex with your motherto save your father's life?
Man at bar 1: You mean like if someone had a gun to your father's head and said if you don't have sex with her, I'll kill him?
Bartender: If a killer put a knife to my throat and said "have sex with your mother or I'm gonna kill your father while having sex with you, I would have sex with myself.

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