Joseph Fitzgerald O'Malley Fitzpatrick O'Donnell The Edge "Joe" Quimby is the democratic mayor of Springfield and is a parody of members of the Kennedy family.  Quimby is known to be corrupt and a lover of women and other vices.

Mayor Quimby Quotes

Mayor Quimby: Henceforth, this date shall forever be known as Flaming Moe's Day!
Advisor: Uh, sir, this is already Veterans' Day.
Mayor Quimby: It can be two things!

(Mayor Quimby address the comic book convention.)
Mayor Quimby: You might say I feel like....Radiation Man!
Jimbo: That's Radioactive Man, jerk!

The Simpsons Quotes

Lincoln, Lincoln. I've been thinkin'. What the hell have you've been drinkin'? Is it water? Is it wine? Oh, my gosh. It's turpentine!

Bart & Lisa

Yep, here's your problem. Someone set this thing to "Evil."

Repairman