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Joseph Fitzgerald O'Malley Fitzpatrick O'Donnell The Edge "Joe" Quimby is the democratic mayor of Springfield and is a parody of members of the Kennedy family.  Quimby is known to be corrupt and a lover of women and other vices.

Mayor Quimby Quotes

Mayor Quimby: Henceforth, this date shall forever be known as Flaming Moe's Day!
Advisor: Uh, sir, this is already Veterans' Day.
Mayor Quimby: It can be two things!

(Mayor Quimby address the comic book convention.)
Mayor Quimby: You might say I feel like....Radiation Man!
Jimbo: That's Radioactive Man, jerk!

The Simpsons Quotes

Where's my burrito. Where's my burrito. Where's my burrito.

Homer

I'm married to the sea, and I'm seeing two of the great lakes on the side. I won't say which ones but it's ERIE how SUPERIOR they are.

Sea Captain
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