The lovely Miss Elizabeth Hoover is the second grade teacher at Springfield Elementary and thus Lisa Simpson's teacher. Thanks to amazing students like Raplh, Miss Hoover has seen to have given up at teaching and has even been known to drink on the job.
Miss Hoover: You see, class, my Lyme Disease turned out to be (Spells on blackboard) psychosomatic.
Ralph: Does that mean you're crazy?
Janey: No, that means she was faking it.
Miss Hoover: No, actually, it was a little of both.
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Miss Hoover: He didn't touch my lesson plan. What did he teach you?
Lisa: That life is worth living.
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Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
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Homer: Aw, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
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