Moe Szyslak

Moe owns the local tavern, "Moe's Tavern" in The Simpsons.  Moe is definitely one of Homer's friends in addition to his supplier of his drug of choice, Duff Beer.  Moe is definitely even uglier than he looks and is voiced by Hank Azaria.

Moe Szyslak Quotes

Moe: Moe's Tavern.
Bart: Is Oliver there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Oliver Klozoff.
Moe: Hold on. I'll check. Oliver Klozoff! Call for Oliver Klozoff!

Moe: Yeah. Moe's Tavern. Moe speaking.
Bart: Is Jacques there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Jacques. Last name Strap.
Moe: Uh, hold on. (Calling out) Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey, guys, I'm lookin' for a Jacques Strap!
(The entire bar laughs at Moe.)
Moe: What? Aw, wait a minute, Jacques Strap? It's you isn't it, you cowardly little runt! When I get a hold of you, I am gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood.

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Larry: What you got riding on this?
Homer: My daughter.
Larry: What a gambler!

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