Nick Miller went to law school, but he gave up on that career awhile ago. He's now a bartender and sort of a sad sack. In a hilarious way.

He seems to have feelings for Jess. We can't blame him.

Nick Miller Quotes

Jess: You've always wanted a thing, so maybe this is your thing. The guy with no phone.
Nick: But who is that guy!?

He smells of strong coffee and going to see a man about a horse.

Nick
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New Girl Quotes

Cece: What's your stripper name?
Jess: Uh, Rebecca Johnson.
Cece: Your stripper name is Rebecca Johnson?
Jess: Boobies Johnson. Two Boobs Johnson.

I could pretend to be more like you, Jess, and live on a sparkly rainbow and drive a unicorn around and just sing all the time.

Nick