Nick Miller went to law school, but he gave up on that career awhile ago. He's now a bartender and sort of a sad sack. In a hilarious way.

He seems to have feelings for Jess. We can't blame him.

Nick Miller Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

I don't know if Hogwarts is near San Diego. I've never heard of it.

Nick

New Girl Quotes

Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.

Schmidt

I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"

Coach