Penny is the glue that holds these friends together. She works for a public relations firm. Penny and Max have been best friends since college.
Dave: Whore's bath?
Penny: Ah yeah David, I did take a whore's bath okay? I had a one night stand and didn't have time to shower so did I rub some dryer sheets on my pits and throw some water on my hush at Au Bon Pain? Yes I did.
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My body is a temple and your bodies are stadium urine troughs.Penny
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You're sweating on my bruschetta.Jane [to Brad]
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The weird part is, now that I have a guy, everybody wants to set me up. Oh I know Al! I should hook you up with one of my "extras."Penny
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