Pierce Hawthorne is played by Chevy Chase on Community. He's a student at the local college, though he's certainly older than most of those around him.

Pierce is a millionaire that occasionally acts inappropriately with women. He's back in school to finally earn his degree.

Pierce Hawthorne Quotes

Pierce: Abed the Arab? Is that inappropriate?
Abed: Sure.

Abed: This is kinda like Breakfast Club, right?
Pierce: Is there breakfast?

Community Quotes

I need help reacting to something.

Abed

Why name your daughter Megan? Are you stocking up for a bitch shortage?

Britta