Pierce Hawthorne is played by Chevy Chase on Community. He's a student at the local college, though he's certainly older than most of those around him.

Pierce is a millionaire that occasionally acts inappropriately with women. He's back in school to finally earn his degree.

Pierce Hawthorne Quotes

Pierce: Abed the Arab? Is that inappropriate?
Abed: Sure.

Abed: This is kinda like Breakfast Club, right?
Pierce: Is there breakfast?

Community Quotes

Hello during a random dessert, the month and day of which coincide numerically with your expulsion from a uterus.

Troy [reading the cake]

I'm no sociopath, I always know what I'm doing is wrong. I'm just a guy that doesn't like taking tests, doing work, and getting yelled at. So if you think about it, I'm the sanest person here.