Ralph Wiggum is the mentally-challenged son of Police Chief Wiggum and one of Lisa's classmates on The Simpsons. Ralph has a crush on Lisa, has been somewhat friends with Bart, and likes to eat glue. We love Ralph and the adorable things he says.
Miss Hoover: You see, class, my Lyme Disease turned out to be (Spells on blackboard) psychosomatic.
Ralph: Does that mean you're crazy?
Janey: No, that means she was faking it.
Miss Hoover: No, actually, it was a little of both.
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Clouds are God's sneezes.Ralph
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Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
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Mayor Quimby: And, uh, may the Force be with you.
Leonard Nimoy: You have no idea who I am, do you?
Mayor Quimby: Sure, I do. You're one of the Little Rascals, right?
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