The Simpsons

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Ralph Wiggum is the mentally-challenged son of Police Chief Wiggum and one of Lisa's classmates on The Simpsons.  Ralph has a crush on Lisa, has been somewhat friends with Bart, and likes to eat glue.  We love Ralph and the adorable things he says.

Ralph Wiggum Quotes

Miss Hoover: You see, class, my Lyme Disease turned out to be (Spells on blackboard) psychosomatic.
Ralph: Does that mean you're crazy?
Janey: No, that means she was faking it.
Miss Hoover: No, actually, it was a little of both.

Clouds are God's sneezes.

Ralph

The Simpsons Quotes

Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.

Bart

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!