Stanley Hudson is a sales representative for paper company Dunder Mifflin. Stanley is large, African-American, serious, hard-working, grumpy and disgruntled. He is generally laid back, but thinks he is not being paid enough and throughly dislikes Dunder Mifflin, boss Michael Scott and plenty of others. He is not afraid to voice this, either.

Stanley Hudson Quotes

Life is short. Drive fast. Leave a sexy corpse. That's one of my mottos.

Stanley

Yes, I have a dream... I want to own a decommissioned lighthouse. And I want to live at the top. And nobody knows I live there. And there's a button I can press and launch that lighthouse into space.

Stanley

The Office Quotes

A little cover up on your adam's apple will make it appear smaller, which will make you look less like a transvestite.

Michael (to Gabe)

Would I rather be feared or loved? Umm...easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Michael