Stewart Gilligan "Stewie" Griffin is the beloved talking one-year-old baby on Family Guy.  Stewie is the youngest son of Peter and Lois Griffin and is voiced by Seth McFarlane.

Stewie is bent on world domination... and killing his mother who seems completely oblivious to his attempts.  He is also constantly wrestling with his homosexuality... even though he's only one.

Stewie Griffin Quotes

Stewie: "Brian, is this our vacation?"
Brian: "Yea."
Stewie: "Oh...are we trash?"
Brian: "Kinda."

Brian: Gosh, this is a... lovely home Tracy.
Stewie: That's so weird. It smells like there's a cat, but I bet there's no cat.

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Family Guy Quotes

You know mother, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Your life, however, is more like a box of active grenades!

Stewie

How the hell am I going to break this to Lois? If she finds out I got fired for drinking, she's going to blame me!

Peter