Terri Schuester is a teacher on Glee. She's married to Will, the man at the center of the show that's trying to resurrect the school's glee club.
Terri is a strong, intense character. She loves her husband, no doubt, but she's definitely critical of his attempt to take over a group of singing nitwits.
Terri: I'm the new school nurse.
Will: But you don't have any training.
Terri: Please, Will, it's a public school.
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Will: We can't afford this.
Terri: All we need to do is give up Applebeer's and AC for the first few summers.
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[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.Brittany
Blaine: Where's the bed?
Brittany: I removed it because when I imagined you two having sex I imagined a U-haul mounting a moped.