Corrado "Uncle Junior" Soprano, Jr. is the mentor and surrogate father to Tony Soprano... until Tony makes decisions behind is back.
Junior: A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor. After the exam the doctor said, "I know why you're having trouble." The Chinaman says, "why?" Doctor said, "you have a cataract." Chinaman says, "no, I have a Rincoln Continental." (short pause) You don't get it?
Bobby: I get it. He drives a Lincoln Continental. What?
You heard about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand.Junior