Valerie gets assigned to speak with Jenna once a week. She is very weird and troubled, and really should not be counseling anybody. After being assigned to Jenna, Valerie comes to think of her as her best friend.

Valerie Marks Quotes

Tamara: What kind of monster would do something so Resident Evil?
Valerie: Sadie!

Lissa: And now everyone probably thinks I'm unstable.
Valerie: ...honey that probably has more to do with your twitchy eye than your outburst.

Awkward Quotes

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.

Lissa

Becca: What I don't know is, are you a cool Asian or a school Asian? What are your PSAT scores?
Ming: 120.
Becca: Low. You're not a school Asian. Have you ever spring break-ed in Cabo, downed Adderall, or had an affair with the lead singer of an indie rock band?
Ming: No.
Becca: Not a cool Asian either.
Ming: So what am I?
Becca: White.