Zapp Brannigan is the incompetent captain of the DOOP starship Nimbus on Futurama.  He pursues Leela relentlessly as she gave him pity sex once.

Zapp Brannigan Quotes

Zapp Brannigan: What troubles you, Leela? Whatever it is, I'm willing to send wave after wave of my own men to aid you. Isn't that right, men?
(silence in the crew filled dining hall...)
Rogue voice: You suck!

Has my reputation preceded me or was I too quick for it?

Zapp Brannigan

Futurama Quotes

(Yelling an order from the crowd to Destructor) MAKE THAT BITCH YOUR BITCH, YOU BASTARD!!!

<i>Deleted Scene only found on Season 2 DVD</i> Mom

This is the saddest day of my life. And I still can't cry.

Fry