Zapp Brannigan is the incompetent captain of the DOOP starship Nimbus on Futurama.  He pursues Leela relentlessly as she gave him pity sex once.

Zapp Brannigan Quotes

Zapp Brannigan: What troubles you, Leela? Whatever it is, I'm willing to send wave after wave of my own men to aid you. Isn't that right, men?
(silence in the crew filled dining hall...)
Rogue voice: You suck!

Has my reputation preceded me or was I too quick for it?

Zapp Brannigan

Futurama Quotes

Farnsworth: (on the phone) Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? To shreds, you say. Very well then. (hangs up) Sad, sad, terrible, gruesome news about my colleague, Dr. Mobutu.
Leela: Was his apartment rent-controlled?

Fry: Leela, wanna join the mile-deep club?
Leela: Sure, why not?

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