Comments by bassment

1. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 92

   2/27/2010 4:16 AM
   
   Blair: Chuck, I realize that I may look like your mother from the side and if you squint your eyes a bit. However when you asked if I wanted to come over for a bit of role and play, I didn't think you actually meant 'help chuck bass work out his mummy issues'.

2. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 89

   2/10/2010 5:46 AM
   
   This image totally reminds me of last weeks winning entry
   
   Dan: Desperate times come desperate measures. So the first bachelorette we have for today's auction is the lovely Miss Vanessa Abrams.
   Dan: Known around campus as the girl with the tacky accessories and bad hair, Vanessa's life goals are to screw up the lives of the upper east side as much as possible and to win the hypocrite of the decade award.
   Dan: Do I have $1000 for a date with Vanessa? No? How about $800? $600? $500? $100?
   Person in crowd: No one is that desperate. How about $100000 to kick her off the show
   STUDIO: SOLD!

3. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 89

   2/6/2010 3:32 AM
   
   DAN: So for my next trick, I'm going to make Vanessa disappear
   *crowd explodes into cheers and claps*

4. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 79

   12/3/2009 7:50 AM
   
   LOL aida! Funny and true!

5. Two Sneak Previews of "The Debarted"

   12/3/2009 6:29 AM
   
   How is that Vanessa can totally act like Nate doesnt even exist? Didnt they do out for a season? Would expect some reaction at the very least but nope... Dan might as well been sitting at the coffee shop with his imaginary friend.

6. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 79

   12/1/2009 7:22 AM
   
   Nate: Oh boy, I better lay low for a bit. That was like the fifth guy to come up and offer to buy me a drink. Is it because of my long lashes, or my delicate features? Could it be my man bangs? No, surely not...
   Bartender: Well, this is, afterall a gay bar buddy. Rainbow palms didn't give that away?
   Nate: You're kidding right? I've met straight people here. Hooked up with a gorgeous, busty blonde last time. 6 feet tall, high cheekbones, mole on her left upper lip...
   Bartender: Oh right... you mean Gary...
   Nate: ...

7. Gossip Girl Spoilers: Paying Respects

   11/25/2009 8:19 AM
   
   Ohhh... how ready does chucks look for vampire season here

8. "The Last Days of Disco Stick" Sneak Previews

   11/13/2009 7:40 AM
   
   It so bad but am I the only putting two and two together with the:
   
   Nate: Chucks my best friend, I've been to europe, I know stuff
   
   combined with Chucks few weeks before
   
   Chuck: Do you think that this is the first time that I've kissed a guy.