Serena: hey! what are you two doing here?Nate: we're doing an intervention Chuck: i'm filling in for Blair who's busy planning a wedding she saw on gossip girl that you were wearing that hideous skirt and she sent us here to take you back to Manhattan before your dressing gets any worse!
Serena: limo, champagne a Bass and an Archibald whatever have I done to deserve such attention?Nate: I'm doing another blonde but I wanted to let you know that you're still my number one summer flingSerena: thanks...I think. I actually have a job now so Charlie will have to step it up.Nate: haha yeah (imagining Charlie naked)Chuck: Blair is getting married and i'm celebrating her impending adultery with none other than yours truly. she doesn't know it yet of course but I know she will be pleased when she sees what I have in store for her. (smiles)Serena: and you guys came to my work just for that?(pause) wait a minute how did you guys find me?
Chuck: ooh she looks mad at me i wonder if that means she'll have sex with me now.
Jenny: look at Nate isn't he just so pretty?Chuck: yeah he is isn't he, first Blair now Nate when am i going to be the prettier one in the relationship?Jenny: maybe you need to stop going for people out of your league then, go for someone oh i don't know way under itChuck: you available?
Jenny: look at Nate isn't he just so pretty?Chuck: yeah he is isn't he, first Blair now Nate when am i going to be the prettier one in the relationship?Jenny: maybe you need to stop going for people out of your league then and for for someone oh i don't know way under itChuck: you available?
Blair farts and hopes Dorota didn't hear or smell it
Dan: (thinking) my shoulder is so beyond dead right now but it is the best feeling cos she's finally shut up.
Blair: now that I have been fired I have time to deal with you Dorota. Your punishment for letting me go out in 2 different shoes is that you have to clean Chucks bedroom for a whole month.Dorota: Miss Blair i'll do anything else please no clean Mr Chucks bedroom, once I dont want one month does not fit crime.Blair: its too late Dorota your punishment has already been determined, you'll look twice next time. thats all!
Blair: (shouts) Dorota! you know I cant wear a slip under a strapless dress I need a bustierDorota: (reading magazine cover) maid confesses all... what really goes on behind closed doors of the rich and famous.
Dan: Blair I need your help Blair: Spit it out Humphrey you got me out here to Brooklyn of all places Dan: I need to know how you got Nate to date you Blair: Thats easy I just walked up to him batted my eyelashes showed him my garter belt and... wait a minute you dont stand a chance Humphrey you dont even have eyelashes!! Dan: ok... first lets adress the issue of you thinking I own a garter belt then we can talk about my lack of eyelashes.
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