Comments by Belinda Star

1. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 172

   9/15/2011 8:49 PM
   
   Serena: hey! what are you two doing here?
   Nate: we're doing an intervention
   Chuck: i'm filling in for Blair who's busy planning a wedding she saw on gossip girl that you were wearing that hideous skirt and she sent us here to take you back to Manhattan before your dressing gets any worse!

2. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 172

   9/12/2011 2:39 AM
   
   Serena: limo, champagne a Bass and an Archibald whatever have I done to deserve such attention?
   Nate: I'm doing another blonde but I wanted to let you know that you're still my number one summer fling
   Serena: thanks...I think. I actually have a job now so Charlie will have to step it up.
   Nate: haha yeah (imagining Charlie naked)
   Chuck: Blair is getting married and i'm celebrating her impending adultery with none other than yours truly. she doesn't know it yet of course but I know she will be pleased when she sees what I have in store for her. (smiles)
   Serena: and you guys came to my work just for that?(pause) wait a minute how did you guys find me?

3. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 165

   7/23/2011 12:03 AM
   
   Chuck: ooh she looks mad at me i wonder if that means she'll have sex with me now.

4. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 160

   6/18/2011 6:08 AM
   
   Jenny: look at Nate isn't he just so pretty?
   Chuck: yeah he is isn't he, first Blair now Nate when am i going to be the prettier one in the relationship?
   Jenny: maybe you need to stop going for people out of your league then, go for someone oh i don't know way under it
   Chuck: you available?

5. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 160

   6/18/2011 6:04 AM
   
   Jenny: look at Nate isn't he just so pretty?
   Chuck: yeah he is isn't he, first Blair now Nate when am i going to be the prettier one in the relationship?
   Jenny: maybe you need to stop going for people out of your league then and for for someone oh i don't know way under it
   Chuck: you available?

6. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 153

   5/2/2011 6:59 PM
   
   Blair farts and hopes Dorota didn't hear or smell it

7. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 148

   3/26/2011 4:50 AM
   
   Dan: (thinking) my shoulder is so beyond dead right now but it is the best feeling cos she's finally shut up.

8. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 146

   3/16/2011 9:01 PM
   
   Blair: now that I have been fired I have time to deal with you Dorota. Your punishment for letting me go out in 2 different shoes is that you have to clean Chucks bedroom for a whole month.
   Dorota: Miss Blair i'll do anything else please no clean Mr Chucks bedroom, once I dont want one month does not fit crime.
   Blair: its too late Dorota your punishment has already been determined, you'll look twice next time. thats all!

9. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 146

   3/15/2011 5:40 AM
   
   Blair: (shouts) Dorota! you know I cant wear a slip under a strapless dress I need a bustier
   Dorota: (reading magazine cover) maid confesses all... what really goes on behind closed doors of the rich and famous.

10. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 144

    3/4/2011 6:32 AM
    
    Dan: Blair I need your help
    Blair: Spit it out Humphrey you got me out here to Brooklyn of all places
    Dan: I need to know how you got Nate to date you
    Blair: Thats easy I just walked up to him batted my eyelashes showed him my garter belt and... wait a minute you dont stand a chance Humphrey you dont even have eyelashes!!
    Dan: ok... first lets adress the issue of you thinking I own a garter belt then we can talk about my lack of eyelashes.

11. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 144

    3/4/2011 6:30 AM
    
    Dan: Blair i need your help Blair: Spit it out Humphrey you got me out here to Brooklyn of all places Dan: I need to know how you got Nate to date you Blair: Thats easy I just walked up to him batted my eyelashes showed him my garter belt and... wait a minute you dont stand a chance Humphrey you dont even have eyelashes!! Dan: ok... first lets adress the issue of you thinking I own a garter belt then we can talk about my lack of eyelashes.

12. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 144

    2/26/2011 7:54 PM
    
    Leighton: i see you and i are on yet another caption contest
    Penn: yeah i see that, havent had a Taylor Momson one for a while hers are always a riot to read... cos you know we all love to hate her, when is she returning?
    Leighton: lets hope soon theres only so much Dan and Blair banter i can take and oh dont get me started on Serena and her boobs.

13. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 143

    2/25/2011 4:34 AM
    
    Gossip Girl text reads: Gossip Girl here, seems like our Blair Waldorf has been too busy with her career and has forgotten her desires to takeover the UES. So I am challenging you Blair to use your power for the greater good and claim your throne. Just think of all those lost little lambs out there in need of direction... Manhattan is not Manhattan without Blair Waldorf!! your island awaits B XOXO.

14. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 143

    2/24/2011 5:12 AM
    
    Serena: Blair can you take a photo of my boobs with this i want to send it to Ben? they look HOT!!

15. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 143

    2/23/2011 4:10 AM
    
    Serena: See Chuck even Gossip Girl says you wear too much purple

16. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 143

    2/23/2011 4:09 AM
    
    Serena: Chuck see even Gossip Girl says you wear too much purple

17. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 143

    2/20/2011 5:03 PM
    
    Serena: uh Blair you sent me this text message says kissing you last night was a mistake clearly i wasnt the intended recipient i mean i love you but Blair i would never do that. Though i am curious who was he?
    Blair: nobody!
    Serena: is that a Serena sleuth challenge? dont think i cant find out....

18. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 142

    2/12/2011 10:52 PM
    
    Gossip Girl: from teachers pet to jail bunny whats next for our SVW? should we all be worried?

19. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 142

    2/12/2011 3:26 AM
    
    Ben: so um Serena i hear that you once traded sex for grades?
    Serena: yeah i was just about to see if i could get an A
    ++ from you but then you had to get arrested on me.
    Ben: well i'm not your teacher anymore and you're not underage what do you say, do you still wanna?
    Serena: what you just said about sums it up... no. bye Ben.

20. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 140

    2/4/2011 5:16 AM
    
    Serena: come on summer time, i can show some T and A without freezing not that it really stops me anyway hehehe.

21. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 140

    2/4/2011 5:06 AM
    
    Serena to herself: these boots were made for walking and that's just what they'll do... one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you
    da
    now
    now
    now

22. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 139

    1/27/2011 4:36 AM
    
    Serena: Blair i've been calling you why havent you answered?
    Blair: oh i um i was just listening to my oh oh my my my music
    Serena: why are you repeating yourself?
    Blair: sorry hmm what did you just say?
    Serena: you know what B you're clearly in the middle of something i'll meet you downstiars for breakfast
    Blair: alright yeah mmm yeah i'll make you breakfast
    Serena: oh you've got someone under there i get it!! chuck?
    Chuck: go away Serena

23. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 139

    1/27/2011 4:19 AM
    
    Serena:(thinking) oh my gosh Blair has man toes!
    Blair: (thinking) mmm i should take my own advice and hang a sock on the doorknob cos barbie over here thinks i've grown a gut overnight. earth to Serena i am not alone go away... ugh!

24. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 138

    1/18/2011 6:59 AM
    
    Blair: no no no that's not how Sandra Bullock did it in two weeks notice Dan... she was sitting at her desk with the stapler and she was like bang bang bang... got it now? now do you remember?
    Dan: well i only said i knew the lines word for word not the actors movements.

25. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 138

    1/18/2011 6:42 AM
    
    Blair: oh give me that let me show you how its done, its nancy drew not dan see do.