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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 172

Serena: hey! what are you two doing here?
Nate: we're doing an intervention
Chuck: i'm filling in for Blair who's busy planning a wedding she saw on gossip girl that you were wearing that hideous skirt and she sent us here to take you back to Manhattan before your dressing gets any worse!

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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 172

Serena: limo, champagne a Bass and an Archibald whatever have I done to deserve such attention?
Nate: I'm doing another blonde but I wanted to let you know that you're still my number one summer fling
Serena: thanks...I think. I actually have a job now so Charlie will have to step it up.
Nate: haha yeah (imagining Charlie naked)
Chuck: Blair is getting married and i'm celebrating her impending adultery with none other than yours truly. she doesn't know it yet of course but I know she will be pleased when she sees what I have in store for her. (smiles)
Serena: and you guys came to my work just for that?(pause) wait a minute how did you guys find me?

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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 165

Chuck: ooh she looks mad at me i wonder if that means she'll have sex with me now.

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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 160

Jenny: look at Nate isn't he just so pretty?
Chuck: yeah he is isn't he, first Blair now Nate when am i going to be the prettier one in the relationship?
Jenny: maybe you need to stop going for people out of your league then, go for someone oh i don't know way under it
Chuck: you available?

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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 160

Jenny: look at Nate isn't he just so pretty?
Chuck: yeah he is isn't he, first Blair now Nate when am i going to be the prettier one in the relationship?
Jenny: maybe you need to stop going for people out of your league then and for for someone oh i don't know way under it
Chuck: you available?

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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 153

Blair farts and hopes Dorota didn't hear or smell it

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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 148

Dan: (thinking) my shoulder is so beyond dead right now but it is the best feeling cos she's finally shut up.

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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 146

Blair: now that I have been fired I have time to deal with you Dorota. Your punishment for letting me go out in 2 different shoes is that you have to clean Chucks bedroom for a whole month.
Dorota: Miss Blair i'll do anything else please no clean Mr Chucks bedroom, once I dont want one month does not fit crime.
Blair: its too late Dorota your punishment has already been determined, you'll look twice next time. thats all!

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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 146

Blair: (shouts) Dorota! you know I cant wear a slip under a strapless dress I need a bustier
Dorota: (reading magazine cover) maid confesses all... what really goes on behind closed doors of the rich and famous.

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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 144

Dan: Blair I need your help
Blair: Spit it out Humphrey you got me out here to Brooklyn of all places
Dan: I need to know how you got Nate to date you
Blair: Thats easy I just walked up to him batted my eyelashes showed him my garter belt and... wait a minute you dont stand a chance Humphrey you dont even have eyelashes!!
Dan: ok... first lets adress the issue of you thinking I own a garter belt then we can talk about my lack of eyelashes.

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