Lily : Our family has a long history with fake boobs. Starting with CeCe, then her daught...um Carol, because you perfectly remember Carol is, right? Charlie, do you? And, now, Charlie. Newest fake-boob-Rhodes.
Charlie : My boobs are not fake.
Rufus : *whispers* she ain't even a Rhodes.
Lily : Shut up!
Rufus : I'm gonna go make some waffles.
Blair : I know you want to have sex with me Humphrey!
Dan : *shitting bricks*
Chairs gonna chair, Dair fans not gonna care. It's a Dair vid contest, it's awesome so how about just get over it? Not everything has to be furniture.
Charlie/Ivy : Call me Serena!
Serena : LET'S MOVE IN WE RHODES GIRLS STICK..wait what?
all hail Dair!
Omg can't wait to see Emma's parents. I remember that interview where Jayma said it would be so much fun if they were Emma's complete opposites, all dirty and messy!
Chuck : Where is Blair?
Eric : Yeah, where is Blair Serena?
Serena : I don't know, where is Dan?
Lily : Yeah, Rufus where is Dan?
Rufus : Dan and Blair are having affair. Secret affair, actually. Enjoy your cake.
Serena : Thanks be for helping me fix things with Ben. I'll give the favour back.
Blair : Yeah, talking about that, remember the part where you, my best friend, slept with my boyfriend?
Serena : Yeah.
Blair : Good, now I'll have to give that favour back. Bye.
*her lower lip
Ben: Serena you're so cute.
Serena : I think they have a room here, why don't we check? *bites he lower lip and gives a creepy smile*
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