Comments by AlaricSucksMy ChunkyMonkey(=liarsunited)

1. The Vampire Diaries Giveaway: Who is the Mystic Falls Murderer?

   2/29/2012 3:47 PM
   
   Obviously it’s Elena! She is too upset that Caroline’s getting all the attention. After fighting with Stefan and Damon, she went for comfort at Meredith’s ex. Being a doppelgänger, she thought, “Hey! I’ll pretend to be Meredith!” Only that didn't work on the doctor, so he’s out. Then she went for Alaric who she has been crushing on since he met Jenna. Explains why Elena didn’t mourn much, but Alaric was too smart to be fooled so he was stabbed – and later killed (again). Then there’s Bill, who Elena tried to ‘cure’ from homosexuality but of course she couldn’t so he had to die. Tune in next week to see her lucky number four

2. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 90

   12/9/2011 6:00 PM
   
   Nina:"WHAT?! You're replacing us with the cast of Charlie's Angles?"
   Katerina:"... but that show sucked?!"

3. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 89

   12/2/2011 6:58 PM
   
   ERROR IN THE PREVIOUS POST, I thought it was Elena and not Bonnie...
   
   Alaric:"You've got to be kidding me.... Damon killed me twice and all I get is this stupid necklace?"
   Bonnie:"Well, they were out of t-shirts..."

4. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 89

   12/2/2011 6:56 PM
   
   Alaric:"You've got to be kidding me.... Damon killed me twice and all I get is this stupid necklace?"
   Elena:"Well, they were out of t-shirts..."

5. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 87

   11/18/2011 7:21 PM
   
   Damon: "So Stefan, you fed, you killed, you remembered what it was like to be brothers again, everyone found out that vampires had returned to Mystic Falls, you were chained up with stakes anywhere but your heart and guess what? YOU'RE STILL NOT FREE OF ME! Now that's what I call an eternity of misery. I always keep my words..."

6. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 87

   11/18/2011 7:16 PM
   
   Damon: "Any wishes for your brotherly birthday strip?"
   Stefan: "You can leave you hat on..."

7. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 86

   11/12/2011 1:39 PM
   
   Klaus: "So there’s this guy. And, uh, he told me to tell him how I feel about him – like it’s so easy. Um. You know, just ’cause I'm a Original doesn’t mean I know what I'm actually doing. Like now, when I’m feeling confused, and I don’t really know how to express myself… um… I can strip! Yeah! Yeah. You know what? I’m gonna strip!"

8. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 86

   11/12/2011 1:33 PM
   
   Damn! I wasn't trying to copy anyone's post! Sorry @CharlieTrout!

9. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 86

   11/12/2011 1:31 PM
   
   Klaus: "I'm very honoured to be crowned as your Prom King! First, I'd like to thank..."
   Damon (interrupting):"He doesn't even go here!"

10. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 86

    11/12/2011 9:09 AM
    
    (After Klaus' attempt to be the show's badddest villain failed epicly, he's trying out new things...)
    Klaus: "A vampire, a hybrid and a human walked into a bar ..."

11. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 85

    11/6/2011 2:41 PM
    
    Klaus: "Why oh why did Stefan kill all those bunnies?"
    (The awkward moment when you realise that TVD's baddest villain has a heart...)

12. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 84

    10/28/2011 5:23 PM
    
    Candice: "You know, now that we are two hot blondes on the show, we'll have to spend most of our scenes on a trampolines... it's a guy thing."

13. The Vampire Diaries: Casting for Bonnie's Mother

    10/17/2011 2:04 PM
    
    Angela Bassett or Alfre Woodard.

14. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 82

    10/14/2011 6:07 PM
    
    Elena: "I must hurry, I only got 4 minutes to save the world!"

15. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 82

    10/14/2011 6:06 PM
    
    Stefan (from the gym): "Run, Forrest, run!"

16. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 81

    10/8/2011 11:19 AM
    
    "Boredom", the new Original frangrance from Klaus. The fragrance that makes even hybrids wish they weren't immortal...
    
    
    
    
    (Switched some words around)

17. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 81

    10/8/2011 11:16 AM
    
    "Boredom", the new Original frangrance from Klaus. The fragrance that even makes hybrids wish they weren't immortal...

18. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 80

    9/30/2011 6:09 PM
    
    Klaus: "I'm a little behind on the times, but I believe the term is 'raise you glass if you are wrong in all the right ways'..."

19. The Vampire Diaries Review: The Nick of Time

    9/30/2011 7:27 AM
    
    I don't think "The nameless vampire hunter" is Klaus' biological father. I think he's the Original father (Rebecca said Klaus has killed 'most of the Originals'). Since Klaus' real father is not the Original father, the nameless vampire hunter has a motive to kill Klaus if he is papa Original, since he's alleged son is really a bastard.

20. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 79

    9/27/2011 5:09 PM
    
    Stefan: "And this, my friend, is what I call a wolfseye..."

21. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 79

    9/27/2011 5:08 PM
    
    Stefan: "I'll make you wish you were still on '7th Heaven!"

22. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 79

    9/23/2011 5:45 PM
    
    Stefan: "Shot through the heart, and your to blame, darling
    You give wolves a bad name"

23. Revenge Round Table: Debut Edition

    9/23/2011 12:02 PM
    
    Isn't there coming a Revenge forum soon?

24. Lucy Hale Tweets Tease of "Epic" Ezria Scene

    9/21/2011 4:13 PM
    
    I hope it's a scene after they've come forward to Aria's parents and Ella says something like, "Get out of my house!", to Ezra and, "I can't even look at you right now!", to Aria and then Aria runs after Ezra and says that no one can keep them apart or something like that :P

25. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 77

    9/9/2011 7:49 PM
    
    Liz: "I need you to do something for me..."
    Matt: "What is it?"
    Liz: "I need you to find out which shampoo Elijah uses to get his hair so fierce!"