Comments by Dr. Jess

1. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 351

   2/24/2013 3:19 AM
   
   Derek: Do you like it when mommy and daddy kiss in front of you? Huh Zo?
   *Zola shakes head*
   Derek: No? (to Meredith) Okay then just wait till what happened in the next picture!

2. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 350

   2/21/2013 3:31 PM
   
   Derek: Why is there a horse in the lobby?
   Cahill: I don't know, I didn't authorize this. But, I think that's a Pegasus not a horse.
   Derek: A Pegasus!? Seriously, next I know you'll be saying it 'wants to hold my hand'
   Cahill: Well....

3. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 350

   2/16/2013 4:02 AM
   
   Derek: I want whoever made look like a devil and graffitied on my head to be punished with cases of explosive diarrhea and abseses!
   Alana: We can't punish a doctor for vandalism with intern jobs, first off what will the interns do? And can't I just fire them?
   Derek: No! You can't fire them that's not enough torture! And the interns will just have to do each other!
   *Derek storms off in a mood*

4. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 350

   2/15/2013 2:09 PM
   
   Derek: Hey, look! I'm on Caption Contest 350! Aren't I special?!
   Alana: Yes, Dr Shepherd TV Fanatic absolutly love you.

5. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 350

   2/15/2013 2:07 PM
   
   Derek: Alana, look! Meredith is getting bigger!
   Alana:Look, I'm sorry Dr. Shepherd but I'm not going to hire an OB just because your wife yelled at her other one!

6. Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 347

   1/25/2013 3:02 PM
   
   Meredith: What do you mean Shonda misses?!
   Bailey: Well.... She tweeted saying she did.
   Meredith: She can't possibly miss them, she's the one who killed them off!
   Cristina: Oh, come on Mere, just leave it. I saw it on Wetpaint.