Derek: Do you like it when mommy and daddy kiss in front of you? Huh Zo?*Zola shakes head*Derek: No? (to Meredith) Okay then just wait till what happened in the next picture!
Derek: Why is there a horse in the lobby?Cahill: I don't know, I didn't authorize this. But, I think that's a Pegasus not a horse.Derek: A Pegasus!? Seriously, next I know you'll be saying it 'wants to hold my hand' Cahill: Well....
Derek: I want whoever made look like a devil and graffitied on my head to be punished with cases of explosive diarrhea and abseses!Alana: We can't punish a doctor for vandalism with intern jobs, first off what will the interns do? And can't I just fire them?Derek: No! You can't fire them that's not enough torture! And the interns will just have to do each other! *Derek storms off in a mood*
Derek: Hey, look! I'm on Caption Contest 350! Aren't I special?!Alana: Yes, Dr Shepherd TV Fanatic absolutly love you.
Derek: Alana, look! Meredith is getting bigger!Alana:Look, I'm sorry Dr. Shepherd but I'm not going to hire an OB just because your wife yelled at her other one!
Meredith: What do you mean Shonda misses?!Bailey: Well.... She tweeted saying she did.Meredith: She can't possibly miss them, she's the one who killed them off!Cristina: Oh, come on Mere, just leave it. I saw it on Wetpaint.
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