Comments by eternallytrue

1. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 82

   12/22/2009 10:39 PM
   
   Serena: Is it the concussion or is my hand bigger than your entire head right now?

2. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 81

   12/12/2009 11:43 AM
   
   Nate: So then Chuck and Blair came home and went straight to their room. It got so loud I finally had to go tell them to keep it down. I mean there was yelling and screaming and banging around and...
   
   Dan: Oh, stop, Nate. I can't ruin another pair of pants way!

3. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 81

   12/11/2009 9:48 AM
   
   Nate: Dude, when I said you should get with Willa I meant later. One threesome and you think you can just do anything.

4. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 80

   12/5/2009 10:22 PM
   
   Blair: Do you realize that if my mother is pregnant the child will probably come out short and bald like Cyrus! This is unacceptable.
   
   Chuck: Wow, Blair, you really don't know anything about children. All babies come out short and bald. It's kind of part of being a baby.
   
   Blair: See, Chuck, it's those kinds of comments that are the reason you're not getting any sex.
   
   Chuck: Really? I thought it was because we instantly became an old married couple and completely changed our personalities. My mistake.