Comments by Hafla Girl

1. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 149

   2/15/2013 11:27 PM
   
   Damon: Usually I don't mind being tied up but dude, you're not my type.

2. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 149

   2/15/2013 11:26 PM
   
   Damon: Okay, I haven't played double dutch since like 1973 so remind me how this goes.

3. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 138

   11/16/2012 8:06 PM
   
   Shane: You see there was a 10th Lorien rocket that came to earth, and...
   Bonnie: You know you auditioned for the Vampire Diaries right?

4. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 138

   11/16/2012 8:04 PM
   
   Damon: So how many sorority girls does it take to screw..., uh, never mind.

5. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 138

   11/16/2012 8:03 PM
   
   Damon: You know the last teacher, gave them all As, hunted vampires, moved into Elena's house and was raising her little brother. We expect the same from you.

6. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 133

   10/13/2012 10:31 AM
   
   Rebecca: I'll get that role in "Carrie - The Remake" now, for sure.

7. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 133

   10/13/2012 10:30 AM
   
   Rebecca: I don't know why these high school boys don't like me. Don't they know I can't get knocked up?

8. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 120

   7/14/2012 10:11 AM
   
   Damon: If you hurt me, don't trust me.

9. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 114

   5/25/2012 2:48 PM
   
   Caroline: Hmf! If it's not one hybrid, it's another.

10. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 113

    5/25/2012 10:30 AM
    
    Matt Davis: Damn! They gave Sara Canning this same dressing room, right before they killed her off the show.

11. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 113

    5/25/2012 10:29 AM
    
    Matt Davis: With all the money the CW is making off this show, you'd think I could get a trailer and stop using this crappy storage locker as a dressing room.

12. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 113

    5/18/2012 3:56 PM
    
    Alaric: Damn! No hot girl who I can hook up with until she turns into a vampire. I knew I should have picked door #3.

13. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 110

    5/3/2012 11:56 PM
    
    Elena, sobbing: First Vickie, then Carolyn, then Jenna, now Alaric -- why does everyone get to be a vampire but me?

14. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 109

    4/21/2012 9:44 AM
    
    Damon to Cole: Your brother uses her as a blood bag. You use her for batting practice. Didn't anybody ever teach you people that you don't play with your food.

15. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 109

    4/21/2012 9:42 AM
    
    Jeremy: Okay, when you guys are done, I'll be over at the concession stand getting a walking taco.

16. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 108

    4/13/2012 4:52 PM
    
    Elena: Tell me everything you know, or I'm going to wipe this booger on you.

17. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 105

    3/25/2012 10:46 PM
    
    Elena to Stephan: I finally get it. She's the second person to die in my bathroom. It's my bathroom that's the problem.

18. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 105

    3/25/2012 10:45 PM
    
    Stephan: I swear Elena, I did not do this! If I had, her head would have come off.

19. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 105

    3/25/2012 10:43 PM
    
    Elena: This is the final test Stephan. Who do you want more right now? Her or me?
    Stephan: You of course. She's already dead.

20. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 104

    3/17/2012 11:29 AM
    
    Auctioneer: $250, that's $250, do I hear $300 for the wife, the little girl. How much will you give me for the wife and the little girl? They're tasty.

21. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 102

    3/2/2012 6:30 PM
    
    Klaus to Alaric: So how would you feel about a three way, mate?

22. The Vampire Diaries Review: A Mother's Nature

    2/10/2012 6:27 PM
    
    When did the stakings start in relation to the return of Bonnie's mom. Maybe those are the good deeds that will eventually allow her to get her powers back.

23. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 99

    2/10/2012 6:20 PM
    
    Carolyn thinking: I've got a horse in front of me and a horse's ass behind me. What's a girl to do?

24. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 99

    2/10/2012 6:19 PM
    
    Carolyn: Really?
    
    Horse: Yeah, I was a big star back in the 70s. They called me Ed.
    
    Carolyn: How cool, now we have vampires, werewolves, hybrids, witches, and a talking horse. All we need now is a flying monkey.

25. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 99

    2/10/2012 6:17 PM
    
    Horse: Don't look now but your were-vamp stalker is right behind you.