Damon: Usually I don't mind being tied up but dude, you're not my type.
Damon: Okay, I haven't played double dutch since like 1973 so remind me how this goes.
Shane: You see there was a 10th Lorien rocket that came to earth, and...Bonnie: You know you auditioned for the Vampire Diaries right?
Damon: So how many sorority girls does it take to screw..., uh, never mind.
Damon: You know the last teacher, gave them all As, hunted vampires, moved into Elena's house and was raising her little brother. We expect the same from you.
Rebecca: I'll get that role in "Carrie - The Remake" now, for sure.
Rebecca: I don't know why these high school boys don't like me. Don't they know I can't get knocked up?
Damon: If you hurt me, don't trust me.
Caroline: Hmf! If it's not one hybrid, it's another.
Matt Davis: Damn! They gave Sara Canning this same dressing room, right before they killed her off the show.
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