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  1. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 149

    Damon: Usually I don't mind being tied up but dude, you're not my type.
  2. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 149

    Damon: Okay, I haven't played double dutch since like 1973 so remind me how this goes.
  3. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 138

    Shane: You see there was a 10th Lorien rocket that came to earth, and...
    Bonnie: You know you auditioned for the Vampire Diaries right?
  4. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 138

    Damon: So how many sorority girls does it take to screw..., uh, never mind.
  5. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 138

    Damon: You know the last teacher, gave them all As, hunted vampires, moved into Elena's house and was raising her little brother. We expect the same from you.
  6. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 133

    Rebecca: I'll get that role in "Carrie - The Remake" now, for sure.
  7. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 133

    Rebecca: I don't know why these high school boys don't like me. Don't they know I can't get knocked up?
  8. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 120

    Damon: If you hurt me, don't trust me.
  9. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 114

    Caroline: Hmf! If it's not one hybrid, it's another.
  10. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 113

    Matt Davis: Damn! They gave Sara Canning this same dressing room, right before they killed her off the show.
  11. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 113

    Matt Davis: With all the money the CW is making off this show, you'd think I could get a trailer and stop using this crappy storage locker as a dressing room.
  12. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 113

    Alaric: Damn! No hot girl who I can hook up with until she turns into a vampire. I knew I should have picked door #3.
  13. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 110

    Elena, sobbing: First Vickie, then Carolyn, then Jenna, now Alaric -- why does everyone get to be a vampire but me?
  14. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 109

    Damon to Cole: Your brother uses her as a blood bag. You use her for batting practice. Didn't anybody ever teach you people that you don't play with your food.
  15. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 109

    Jeremy: Okay, when you guys are done, I'll be over at the concession stand getting a walking taco.
  16. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 108

    Elena: Tell me everything you know, or I'm going to wipe this booger on you.
  17. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 105

    Elena to Stephan: I finally get it. She's the second person to die in my bathroom. It's my bathroom that's the problem.
  18. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 105

    Stephan: I swear Elena, I did not do this! If I had, her head would have come off.
  19. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 105

    Elena: This is the final test Stephan. Who do you want more right now? Her or me?
    Stephan: You of course. She's already dead.
  20. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 104

    Auctioneer: $250, that's $250, do I hear $300 for the wife, the little girl. How much will you give me for the wife and the little girl? They're tasty.
  21. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 102

    Klaus to Alaric: So how would you feel about a three way, mate?
  22. The Vampire Diaries Review: A Mother's Nature

    When did the stakings start in relation to the return of Bonnie's mom. Maybe those are the good deeds that will eventually allow her to get her powers back.
  23. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 99

    Carolyn thinking: I've got a horse in front of me and a horse's ass behind me. What's a girl to do?
  24. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 99

    Carolyn: Really?

    Horse: Yeah, I was a big star back in the 70s. They called me Ed.

    Carolyn: How cool, now we have vampires, werewolves, hybrids, witches, and a talking horse. All we need now is a flying monkey.
  25. The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 99

    Horse: Don't look now but your were-vamp stalker is right behind you.

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