Comments by HookABass

1. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 57

   6/26/2009 5:49 PM
   
   Well, annoyed, I'm sorry, but my computer's wacked so my keyboard keeps repeating repeating things. No need to be rude.

2. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 57

   6/26/2009 5:47 PM
   
   Cop 1: You're arrested, missy.
   Serena: No! I'm too beautiful to go in jail!

3. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 57

   6/26/2009 2:39 PM
   
   Serena (to herself): It's okay, it's okay. Compared to killing a man, getting stoned and drunk all through my early years at high school, and flashing every guy I thought was cute on the streets and in bars, getting arrested isn't so bad.
   Cop 1: You killed a man?
   Cop 2: You're an alcoholic? And you have the possession of drugs?
   Cop 1: And you never flashed me?

4. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 57

   6/26/2009 2:37 PM
   
   Cop 1(referring to Serena): You know, she's really cute...
   Cop 2: Cute? Man, she's hot! She makes a Barbie doll look like a Bratz doll!
   Serena (overhearing): I'm just as fun to play with, too.

5. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 57

   6/26/2009 2:34 PM
   
   Cop 1: You know, she's sort of cute.
   Cop 2: Sort of cute? She's hot!
   Serena(coyly): If you love something, set it free.

6. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 57

   6/26/2009 2:33 PM
   
   Serena: Hey! I get that you have to touch my wrists to cuff them, but don't touch me there!

7. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 57

   6/26/2009 2:32 PM
   
   Serena (to herself): It's okay, it's okay. Compared to killing a man, getting stoned and drunk all freshman and sophomore year, and flashing every man I thought was cute on the streets, getting arrested isn't that bad...
   Cop 1: You killed a man?
   Cop 2: You got stoned and drunk? At the same time? And at fifteen and sixteen?
   Cop 1: Are you never flashed me?
   

8. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 57

   6/26/2009 2:29 PM
   
   Cop 1: You're going to jail for theft!
   Serena: Noooo! Orange clashes with my hair and makes my breasts looked deformed!
   Cop 2: Your breasts are already bigger than average, so it won't really make a difference.

9. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 57

   6/26/2009 2:28 PM
   
   Serena: Gentlemen, if all you wanted was just to sleep with me, all you needed to do was just ask!

10. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 57

    6/26/2009 2:27 PM
    
    Serena: I Gentlemen, if you really wanted to sleep with me, all you needed to do was ask!

11. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 57

    6/26/2009 2:17 PM
    
    Serena: Wait! Wait! I have an important question!
    Cop 1: What is it?
    Serena: Will I have to wear black and white stripes or that tacky orange?
    Cop 2: Get in the car.

12. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 57

    6/26/2009 2:16 PM
    
    Cop 1: You're going to jai for theft!
    Serena: Nooooo! Orange clashes with my hair and makes my breasts look deformed!
    Cop 2: Your breasts are already bigger than average, so it won't really make a difference.

13. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 57

    6/26/2009 2:14 PM
    
    Cop 1: You are arrested.
    Cop 2: You're going to jail.
    Serena: Well, at least I look good in Jailbait Orange.

14. Gossip Girl Spoilers: Chuck and Blair Still Together

    6/23/2009 10:18 AM
    
    Only one word for that spolier: HOORAY!!!!!!!!

15. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 56

    6/20/2009 2:10 PM
    
    Chuck: So I hear that you have very talented feet.
    Blair: Chuck, don't play with me. You've seen them in action.

16. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 56

    6/19/2009 8:08 PM
    
    Chuck: So now that we're officially a couple, should we call each other pet names, like "baby" and "sweetheart"?
    Blair: Oh, Chuck... you'll always be "motherchucker" to me!

17. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 56

    6/19/2009 12:25 PM
    
    Blair (opening the presents): Chuck! What are these?
    Chuck (staring into the box): They gave me the wrong order! Stupid French! (taking the box from her) If I get to my private jet fast enough, I'll be back in three hours so we can try this epic romance scene again. (takes off)

18. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 56

    6/19/2009 12:23 PM
    
    Chuck: I know it took me a long time to tell you this.
    Blair (waiting): Yes, Chuck?
    Chuck (soft and sexy): I love you.
    Blair (squealing): Oh, Chuck! Finally! What made you realize that you were being a total jerkoff?
    Chuck: Traveling halfway through Europe to get you presents can do that to a person.

19. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 56

    6/19/2009 12:20 PM
    
    Chuck: I love you.
    Blair: Scrape all that gel out of your hair and then we'll try this again.

20. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 56

    6/19/2009 12:18 PM
    
    Chuck: I love you, Blair.
    Blair: Hold on... (rumples up his slicked hair so that it is sexy and messy) There we go. Okay, now you can say "I love you."

21. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 56

    6/19/2009 12:15 PM
    
    Or... it can be like this.
    
    Blair: Say it.
    Chuck: But I...
    Blair: I said say it!
    Chuck (sighing): I'm sorry for clashing with your outfit.

22. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 56

    6/19/2009 12:15 PM
    
    Blair: Say it.
    Chuck: But I...
    Blair: I said say it!
    Chuck (sighing): I'm sorry for clashing with your outfit.
    Blair (satisfied): Okay, now after a quick shop at Barney's for a new suit, we can make out for all of New York to see!

23. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 56

    6/19/2009 12:10 PM
    
    Blair: So it took you two seasons worth of fighting, fierce makeout sessions, stripteases, backstabbing, begging, wimpy crying and scheming to admit that you are in love with me?

24. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 55

    6/17/2009 11:30 PM
    
    Chuck (turning to Georgina): So you say that God knows everything?
    Georgina (nodding): Yes, Chuck... he knows everything, hears everything, and sees everything that we do.
    Chuck (glancing uneasily around): I never knew that God was a pervert. He and I should have a holy chat sometime.

25. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 55

    6/17/2009 11:27 PM
    
    Chuck: Heaven is so overrated.
    Georgina: In that case... drag me to hell!