"The forth lap"
Stefan: Thank God you are still here!
Some dude: What?!?
Elena: What?!?
Stefan: Do you see,I remembered,I don't have a t-shirt like that one,it was Damon's present on Christmas,so I have to take it and probably really slowly,sorry Elena.
Some dude: YES!!!
Elena: NO!!!
«The third lap»
Stefan: Are you kidding me!?! And isn't this my shirt?!?
Some dude: It's yours. I stole it from your car yesterday and now it's mine! So, if you want it back you have to take it,but really slowly. Come on man, just do it!
Stefan: That's it man,you are dead!!!
Elena: Stefan don't!!!
Stefan: Yeah,you're right,Elena! I have a hundret shirts like that one in my house.
Elena: Yes,and if you want I can buy you more. Keep running.
“The second lap”
Stefan: WTF? You're still here?
Some dude: Yes,I am,and I'm watching you. Wow, you are so hot! But, I think my butt is hotter,so come on man,take me,take my butt and don't ever let it go!
Stefan: Fine,but remember...
Elene: (interrupting) Stefan don't!!! Just keep running,o.k!?
Some dude: Why not? Come on,man! Right here,right now! Just look at me,I'm really sexy!
Elena: Stefan,don't!!!
Stefan: Yeah,you're right,Elena.I can't just f.ck everyone,everywhere and eveytime!
Tyler: Wow,Wait guys. How did you just appear?
Orchestra of 9 musicians: We don't know,but we can play,if you want.
One of 9 musicians: Wait,we don't have a conductor!
Another one of 9 musicians: Yeah,but we have Tyler and his arrow. So,Tyler could you please...
Tyler:(interrupting) What,are you kidding me?!? This is the biggest dream of my life to be a conductor!
Orchestra of 9 musicians: So, what do you want us to play?
Tyler: J.S.Bach, right now,right here and very loud! Begin!!!
Jeremy: (running out from some bush,his zipper's down,screaming very loud) WAIT TYLER,PLEASE DON'T DRINK THIS SH.T! THIS IS NOT BEER,THIS IS “THE FLYING F.CK” IN SOME LIQUD!
Tyler: TOO LATE MY FRIEND! Looks like these guys won't be stopping at least for 3 days,and btw, me too! LOUDER,MY MUSICIANS,LOUDER!!
Jeremy: What have I done?!?
Tyler: Oh,such a nice weather.
I saw you toss the kites on high,
And blow the birds about the sky;
And all around I heard you pass,
Like ladies' skirts across the grass -
O wind, a-blowing all day long,
O wind, that sings so loud a song!
O.k,it wasn't beer,definitely!
Jeremy: Wait, do you hear it?
Matt: What?
Jeremy: Some body is singing about Elena.
Matt: Oh,this is Damon. He's drunk and lieing on the floor,over there.
Jeremy: Wow,he is a good singer.
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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 119
Stefan: Thank God you are still here!
Some dude: What?!?
Elena: What?!?
Stefan: Do you see,I remembered,I don't have a t-shirt like that one,it was Damon's present on Christmas,so I have to take it and probably really slowly,sorry Elena.
Some dude: YES!!!
Elena: NO!!!
The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 119
Stefan: Are you kidding me!?! And isn't this my shirt?!?
Some dude: It's yours. I stole it from your car yesterday and now it's mine! So, if you want it back you have to take it,but really slowly. Come on man, just do it!
Stefan: That's it man,you are dead!!!
Elena: Stefan don't!!!
Stefan: Yeah,you're right,Elena! I have a hundret shirts like that one in my house.
Elena: Yes,and if you want I can buy you more. Keep running.
The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 119
Stefan: WTF? You're still here?
Some dude: Yes,I am,and I'm watching you. Wow, you are so hot! But, I think my butt is hotter,so come on man,take me,take my butt and don't ever let it go!
Stefan: Fine,but remember...
Elene: (interrupting) Stefan don't!!! Just keep running,o.k!?
The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 119
Elena: Stefan,don't!!!
Stefan: Yeah,you're right,Elena.I can't just f.ck everyone,everywhere and eveytime!
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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 118
Orchestra of 9 musicians: We don't know,but we can play,if you want.
One of 9 musicians: Wait,we don't have a conductor!
Another one of 9 musicians: Yeah,but we have Tyler and his arrow. So,Tyler could you please...
Tyler:(interrupting) What,are you kidding me?!? This is the biggest dream of my life to be a conductor!
Orchestra of 9 musicians: So, what do you want us to play?
Tyler: J.S.Bach, right now,right here and very loud! Begin!!!
Jeremy: (running out from some bush,his zipper's down,screaming very loud) WAIT TYLER,PLEASE DON'T DRINK THIS SH.T! THIS IS NOT BEER,THIS IS “THE FLYING F.CK” IN SOME LIQUD!
Tyler: TOO LATE MY FRIEND! Looks like these guys won't be stopping at least for 3 days,and btw, me too! LOUDER,MY MUSICIANS,LOUDER!!
Jeremy: What have I done?!?
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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 118
I saw you toss the kites on high,
And blow the birds about the sky;
And all around I heard you pass,
Like ladies' skirts across the grass -
O wind, a-blowing all day long,
O wind, that sings so loud a song!
O.k,it wasn't beer,definitely!
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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 115
Matt: What?
Jeremy: Some body is singing about Elena.
Matt: Oh,this is Damon. He's drunk and lieing on the floor,over there.
Jeremy: Wow,he is a good singer.
The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 115
Jeremy: I am trying!
Matt: Who could do this to them?
Jeremy: I don't know. Probably,Bonnie Bennet.
The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 115
Jeremy: Yeah,wow.