Is Jeremy seeing dead girlfriends or dead (staked) vampires? Jeremy dated both Anna and Vickie but they were also vampires.
Alaric: What's the matter with you?Damon: I just made out with Rebecca Black!Alaric: Oh man that sucks.(bartender come over)bartender: What can I get you today?Damon: A gallon of mouth wash and Bourboun!
Cop: Stop!Can't touch this!
wait is that Lucia's sister?
Elena: Dear Diary,Mood: Apathetic.My life is spiraling downward.I couldn't get enough money to go to theBlood Red Romance and Suffocate me dry concert.It sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songslike "Stab My Heart Because I Love You" and"Rip Apart My Soul" and of course,"Stabby Rip Stab Stab".And it doesn't help that I couldn'tget my hair to do that flippy thing either.Like that guy from that band can do. I don't know diary,sometimes I think you're the only one that gets me,you're my best friend...I feel like tacos... Damon: Who's diary is that?Elena: yours, stupid
Katherine breathing hardDamon: you need a tic tac!!
OMG I was expect someone else!
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