Is Jeremy seeing dead girlfriends or dead (staked) vampires? Jeremy dated both Anna and Vickie but they were also vampires.
Alaric: What's the matter with you?
Damon: I just made out with Rebecca Black!
Alaric: Oh man that sucks.
(bartender come over)
bartender: What can I get you today?
Damon: A gallon of mouth wash and Bourboun!
Cop: Stop!Can't touch this!
wait is that Lucia's sister?
Elena: Dear Diary,
My life is spiraling downward.
I couldn't get enough money to go to the
Blood Red Romance and Suffocate me dry concert.
It sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs
like "Stab My Heart Because I Love You" and
"Rip Apart My Soul" and of course,
"Stabby Rip Stab Stab".
And it doesn't help that I couldn't
get my hair to do that flippy thing either.
Like that guy from that band can do.
I don't know diary,
sometimes I think you're the only one that gets me,
you're my best friend...
I feel like tacos...
Damon: Who's diary is that?
Elena: yours, stupid
Katherine breathing hard
Damon: you need a tic tac!!
OMG I was expect someone else!
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