Comments by N.R.Colfer

1. Cole Aaronson

   3/19/2010 5:48 PM
   
   I loooove Cole!!!! He's my favorite!!!! Super funny!!!!

2. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 72

   10/9/2009 6:42 PM
   
   Dan: Nice teeth!
   Olivia: Thanks. I got them fixed. Twice.

3. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 70

   9/25/2009 5:12 PM
   
   Georgina: He said he wanted me back, B. You can't beat a guy's first love.
   Blair: You're a shameless whore. Chuck would never want you.
   Dan (off screen): Of course not. He's got enough of the crazy bitch act with you alone.

4. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 70

   9/25/2009 5:08 PM
   
   Blair: You're a bitch. No wonder Jesus dumped you.
   Georgina: After what I did with Dan last night, I'm glad Jesus dumped me.

5. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 70

   9/25/2009 4:52 PM
   
   Blair: You could have fooled everyone but I still see right through you.
   Georgina: And I see right through your skirt.

6. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 64

   8/15/2009 11:56 AM
   
   Chuck: Do these cap and gown make me look fat?
   Nate: If you worked out a little-
   Chuck: I do a lot of working out, Nathaniel.
   Nate: Jumping your scarf doesn't count.
   Chuck: If by scarf you mean Blair- it so does.

7. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 64

   8/14/2009 3:18 PM
   
   Nate: "the limo after graduation?" Chuck?
   Chuck: Sorry, I meant to send it to Blair.
   Nate: Oh, I see... what?!
   Chuck: Don't act like you didn't know.
   Nate: We just broke up.
   Chuck: Didn't stop me last time.

8. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 64

   8/14/2009 2:41 PM
   
   Nate: Humphrey's gay. Who knew?
   Chuck: The whole football team apparently. Humphrey Dumpty likes to move it move it.
   Nate: You are deeply disturbed.

9. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 63

   8/7/2009 11:44 AM
   
   GG: Well, well, Upper East Siders, isn't this lovely? We have our ball, our Princess Charming and our happily ever after around the corner. But wait, where's C on his purple slippers? Hurry up, Basserella, it's almost midnight and your queen's dancing with the evil class whore.

10. Leighton Meester Dishes on Chair

    7/30/2009 3:51 PM
    
    yay! can't wait for it to start!

11. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 61

    7/29/2009 4:27 AM
    
    Serena: Chuck's watching The Notebook...
    Dan: This is the end of the world.

12. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 61

    7/26/2009 2:04 AM
    
    Serena: I'm so sorry, Dan.
    Dan: My girl's a lesbian?
    Serena: She might have been one all along.
    Dan: No, she wasn't. I was her first!
    Serena: Well, you certainly made an impression.

13. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 61

    7/26/2009 1:54 AM
    
    Serena: Think we can make it?
    Dan: It's now or never.
    Serena: I'm ready.
    Dan: Open the door.
    Serena: Off to Narnia!

14. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 61

    7/24/2009 4:39 PM
    
    Serena: You've gotta be kidding me! Chuck and Blair were definitely here.
    Dan: What gave them away? The handcuffs or the massive amount of purple clothing?
    Serena: I was thinking the headbands.
    Chuck: Well, sis, they're hot. I said you could do some quite imaginative things with them...

15. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 60

    7/17/2009 5:11 PM
    
    Dan: Why do you wear so much purple?
    Chuck: Bart used to say that and look how he ended up.