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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 145

Rebekah: We're here to discuss which ones on this table are heading to the spin-off. I say we all go and leave Elena at Mystic Falls. Who is with me?

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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 142

Bonnie: Tyler, are you okay? Can you finish the spell? Tyler: No, I'm anxious and bloated and my nipples hurt. Caroline: Don't be a pansy-ass! We need you. Get up. Let's go. Tyler: No! I won't! I mean, it's always me. "We need you, Tyler. Let's go Tyler. Tyler. Tyler. Tyler!" You're always yelling at me but you never listen to me. What about MY feelings?

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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 218

♪Hop up out the bed, turn my swag on♪

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Ian: I'm really sorry, sir. I did my best but they just didn't like the storyline of a half vampire, half politician trying to create his own army, so that he won't have to be alone.

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funny how Chuck doesn't want to be Mr Blair Waldorf but he never had a problem with suggesting Blair becoming Mrs Chuck Bass.

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Klaus: OK, you should just know that we don't do this a lot,so this is, like, a really huge deal.
Kol: We wanna invite you to have lunch with us every day for the rest of the week.
Alaric: Oh, it's OK...
Kol: Coolness. So we'll see you tomorrow.
Klaus: On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 101

Rebekah: Mother wants to see you.
Elijah: But I just rolled a fatty...

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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 100

Kol: I don’t care if it’s Damon's birthday. No mom, no no! You remember what happened the last time we went to the Salvatores. They pushed my off the balcony. I’m an original hottie. And sure last time it was just my neck. But what if next time it’s my face? This is the money maker. This is how I get the girls. I’m not that good of a vampire. I know that and I’m man enough to admit it.

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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 190

Lily: I would like to present to you the newest addition to the Rhodes family; Serena Boobs Junior.

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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 182

Diana: Let's be honest, Serena. I'm a cougar. What was your excuse with Nate?