Bonnie: Tyler, are you okay? Can you finish the spell?
Tyler: No, I'm anxious and bloated and my nipples hurt.
Caroline: Don't be a pansy-ass! We need you. Get up. Let's go.
Tyler: No! I won't! I mean, it's always me. "We need you, Tyler. Let's go Tyler. Tyler. Tyler. Tyler!" You're always yelling at me but you never listen to me. What about MY feelings?
Ian: I'm really sorry, sir. I did my best but they just didn't like the storyline of a half vampire, half politician trying to create his own army, so that he won't have to be alone.
Klaus: OK, you should just know that we don't do this a lot,so this is, like, a really huge deal.
Kol: We wanna invite you to have lunch with us every day for the rest of the week.
Alaric: Oh, it's OK...
Kol: Coolness. So we'll see you tomorrow.
Klaus: On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
Kol: I don’t care if it’s Damon's birthday. No mom, no no! You remember what happened the last time we went to the Salvatores. They pushed my off the balcony. I’m an original hottie. And sure last time it was just my neck. But what if next time it’s my face? This is the money maker. This is how I get the girls. I’m not that good of a vampire. I know that and I’m man enough to admit it.
Jenna: But how can vampires exist? Where did they come from? What is Klaus's plan? How can Katherine look exactly like you?
Elena: God... somebody kill her!
Elena: I love Stefan. It's always gonna be Stefan but I can't deny that I have some feelings for you Damon. I'm confused. You're my vampire boyfriend's vampire brother and I'm the doppelganger of his greatest love. Oh god, it's driving me crazy. What am I gonna do, Damon?
Damon: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Dorota: What about this blue dress, miss Blair?
Blair: I told you, Dorota, I'm looking for a dress that says "princess material". Not "easy and available". If I wanted that I could just send Serena to the Prince.
I have a bad feeling that 2 of them will be Caroline and Tyler. I really hope this doesn't happen though because I love those 2 and I'm a die-hard Caroline fan.
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Tyler: No, I'm anxious and bloated and my nipples hurt.
Caroline: Don't be a pansy-ass! We need you. Get up. Let's go.
Tyler: No! I won't! I mean, it's always me. "We need you, Tyler. Let's go Tyler. Tyler. Tyler. Tyler!" You're always yelling at me but you never listen to me. What about MY feelings?
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Leighton: I could say the exact same thing about your hair.
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