Rebekah: We're here to discuss which ones on this table are heading to the spin-off. I say we all go and leave Elena at Mystic Falls. Who is with me?
Bonnie: Tyler, are you okay? Can you finish the spell?
Tyler: No, I'm anxious and bloated and my nipples hurt.
Caroline: Don't be a pansy-ass! We need you. Get up. Let's go.
Tyler: No! I won't! I mean, it's always me. "We need you, Tyler. Let's go Tyler. Tyler. Tyler. Tyler!" You're always yelling at me but you never listen to me. What about MY feelings?
â™ªHop up out the bed, turn my swag onâ™ª
Ian: I'm really sorry, sir. I did my best but they just didn't like the storyline of a half vampire, half politician trying to create his own army, so that he won't have to be alone.
funny how Chuck doesn't want to be Mr Blair Waldorf but he never had a problem with suggesting Blair becoming Mrs Chuck Bass.
Klaus: OK, you should just know that we don't do this a lot,so this is, like, a really huge deal.
Kol: We wanna invite you to have lunch with us every day for the rest of the week.
Alaric: Oh, it's OK...
Kol: Coolness. So we'll see you tomorrow.
Klaus: On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
Rebekah: Mother wants to see you.
Elijah: But I just rolled a fatty...
Kol: I donâ€™t care if itâ€™s Damon's birthday. No mom, no no! You remember what happened the last time we went to the Salvatores. They pushed my off the balcony. Iâ€™m an original hottie. And sure last time it was just my neck. But what if next time itâ€™s my face? This is the money maker. This is how I get the girls. Iâ€™m not that good of a vampire. I know that and Iâ€™m man enough to admit it.
Lily: I would like to present to you the newest addition to the Rhodes family; Serena Boobs Junior.
Diana: Let's be honest, Serena. I'm a cougar. What was your excuse with Nate?
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