Lily: Dair is happening, Charles.
Chuck: Naaaah...... you almost got me!
Guitarist: Off the stage, guys. I'm team Forwood.
I used to like Chuck. although I knew he wasn't really boyfriend material, he had this "bad-boy-turned-good-for-the-sake-of-love" quality that always attracted me in guys. but what he did to Blair to get his company back was plain jackass behaviour. he doesn't deserve her. Dan on the other hand, can really make her happy and that's exactly what Blair needs right now. I don't care if Chuck makes a huge gesture to show his love for Blair in the future or apologize like a thousand times - he's still a jerk who deserves to be alone. no more excuses for him.
Stefan: Now you're being paranoid. Damon adores you.
Stefan: Now it's you and me!
Mrs Lockwood: Sorry honey, but you really were a jerk to Caroline this week.
Rose: Squirrel or bunny blood?? I can't decide...
Damon: It's ok you know, to like them both.
Stefan: Damon, this time you went way too far. It's one thing drawing on Caroline's face while she was sleeping but using my favourite lipstick...
Stefan: And that's what people mean by calling you a bitch for hugging ME everytime DAMON saves the day. Not that I'm complaining though...
Bonnie: I didn't want to tell you this but this moonstone makes you look fat. There I said it, but it's ok because I'm your friend.
Blair: Just because we can't be enemies doesn't mean we aren't.
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