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  1. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 165

    Chuck: *thinking* Great. My father's dead, my mother abandoned me, my girlfriend left me for a prince and now I'm stuck here with Taylor Momsen's mom.
  2. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 165

    Eva: But you said we didn't need tickets!
    Chuck: For airplanes, no. For Disneyland, yes.
  3. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 165

    Eva: When you said you were Chuck Bass and we didn't need plane tickets I assumed you meant we could travel without them problem free.
    Chuck: what's wrong about hiding in somebody's suitcase?
  4. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 165

    Eva: i'm sorry you I didn't tell you that I'm a prostitute.
    Chuck: It's okay, I expected that. It's gossip girl.
  5. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 165

    Eva: I'm half Veela.
    Chuck: I'm half reckless self-absorbed millionaire.
  6. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 165

    Chuck: So you came last in each task if the triwizard tournament? Fail.
  7. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 165

    Eva: This is my Renee Zellweger face.
  8. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 165

    Chuck: Hogwarts has really gone to the dogs. Luckily next year I'll be transferred to Beauxbatons!
  9. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 165

    Eva: Why so serious?
    Chuck: it's been 10 years... Where is my hogwarts letter????
  10. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 165

    Chuck: so you're a prostitute.
    Eva: call me Serena!
  11. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 165

    Chuck: I can't believe you married a Weasley.
  12. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 165

    Chuck: I swear this picture was already used for a caption contest..
    Eva: Je suis un poissons!
    Chuck: I'm out of here.
  13. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 165

    Chuck: i can't believe TVFanatic is using the same picture for two different caption contests.
  14. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 164

    Aaron: guys, guess what - my friend took pictures of Jenny in her underwear.
    Blair: who hasn't?!
  15. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 164

    Aaron: hey so my friend took pictures of Jenny in her underwear!
    Nate: so, your place?
  16. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 164

    Jenny humphrey's funeral
    Aaron: I wonder if this is a bad time to release those nude pictures of her...
  17. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 164

    Blair: Wow, Jenny is flashing us. Again.
    Lily: I can't believe this, I mean she's my stepdaughter!
    Serena: she's my stepsister!
    Nate: I hooked up with her!
    Aaron: ... My friend has nude pictures of her.
  18. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 164

    Barney Stinson: I think I have to go to the upper east side more often cos these people sure know how to SUIT UP!
  19. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 164

    Aaron: You know, Blair and I are stepsiblings, so if Serena and I got married, Blair and her would practically be sisters meaning both Chuck and Dan would be Blair's brothers! Incest, right?
    Nate: Welcome to Gossip Girl.
  20. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 164

    Serena: Blair, this is so creepy! Everywhere I go I see the ghost of boyfriends past!
    Blair: no serena, you just see boys!
  21. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 164

    Nate: damn, I wanted to crash a wedding, not a funeral! Oooooh prostitutes- oh it's just serena..... That'll do.
  22. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 164

    Nate: Hang on, I wanted to crash a wedding, not a funeral!
  23. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 164

    After the funeral
    Serena: well, since we're all dressed in black already, I heard The Pretty Reckless are in town tonight!
  24. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 164

    Blair: I shouldn't have let Serena choose the colour of the dresses for the wedding...
  25. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 164

    Blair: hey, it's the same priest I went to see after I lost my virginity to chuck!
    Serena: well hello reverend cutie!

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